Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 24, 2016

Think this could appear on YouTube??? Probably get a million shares.

LOL

I taking care of a friend’s rat terrier. Just before the owner left the dog ate a large hair scrunchie. We called the vet. He said to feed the dog potatoes. Two days later I let the dog outside to play. A few minutes later I look outside to see how he’s doing. He’s running around playing with the scrunchie. Yeeeeewwww…

There is nothing I could type that could compete with this cartoon.Bravo! Applause! Standing ovation.

We could tell when our dog found a hidden chocolate stash from the sparkles he left when we were walking him.

My daughter got a hound mix that she kept in a crate while she was at work. It could not be left with a pad or blanket because it would eat it and then poop confetti for days afterwards…Daughter still tried until I moved in with her and now the crate is only used when ‘service’ people come in to do maintenance.

If Fluffy has gas…♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♪.

Whistle while you work!

I remember many years ago reading about an idiot who shoved an empty glass bottle up his you know what at a new years party and couldn’t pull it out…his buddies took him to the emergency room and they couldn’t pull it out either due to the vacuum that had been created…someone got the idea of drilling a hole thru the glass…they did, and the bottle slipped out on it’s own, fell to the floor and bounced around…everyone tried to maintain their professional demeanor but couldn’t hold it in anymore and they all burst out laughing…I’m guessing the “patient” never tried that party trick again…and don’t try that at home, kids!

You can hear that one coming from a long way out!

I’ve heard of " belling the cat " but . . . . . .

Years ago, 1956?, at a Summer Camp in Maine, one youngster inhaled a small round whistle attachment. Much like the old tom Mix whistling Ring of the 40s. Counselors had to go out in the woods when he had to “Go”, & see if the whistle passed through. Counselors had clean whistle & a plan. At a camp meal in the grove by the lake, where the entire camp was enjoying a cook out lunch, many were aware of the scheme. The kid had gone into the woods with a few counselors & later we hear the whistle & cheers. Didn’t help the appetites of some who thought it was the swallowed whistle.