The Wandering Melon by Mike Shiell for March 21, 2016

  1. Idano
    Ida No  almost 9 years ago

    Yes, my scooter is blinking in reverse as I go to see my shrink.

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    stamps  almost 9 years ago

    Shrank, not shrunk.

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    stamps  almost 9 years ago

    I recently returned from a trip to Puerto Rico and have thus realized the following rules apply to driving there:1. Slow cars must travel in the left lane.2. Tailgating is mandatory.3. Turn signals are strictly forbidden.4. One way streets go whichever way the other car is going.5. Distances are in kilometers, speed limits in miles per hour, and gasoline is sold by the liter. Go figure (and brush up on your math skills).

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    Spade Jr.  almost 9 years ago

    They’re ALL better than the SUVs with no bumper stickers whose drivers think it’s perfectly natural to do 80 in a 60 MPH zone.

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