Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for March 22, 2016

If he is the gold fairy…send him my way.

Home, home on the hallWhere I don’t remember at allI’m just an old fartI got pain in my heartBut I tell them I’m having a ball….

Cold dairy?

What do you mean “They sold the real Harry”?!? So the guy in room 302 is a fake???

This was first published in April of 2013. We must be in summer re-runs.

Certainly not the “tooth” fairy…

I’ve got two gold teeth!

Oh look! An elevator! Let’s roll into it and go up and down all day!