Matt Wuerker for March 23, 2016

Another mean republican embarrassing America.Trump speaks at a fifth grade level, he is not appealing to actual smart people.

Bernie talks like the brightest guy in the group, and that is why he will not be elected.

April’s about to come up. When are the serious candidates going to announce themselves? We’re approaching the last chance here, guys.

If Bernie is the “smartest guy”, we are REALLY in trouble!

Trump of the Will.

I think the ultimate torture would be having a session with a hair stylist and come out with a trump cut.

yusodumThe party filing dates are passed in most states.

Oh the poor poor terrorists, sorry I’m too busy weeping for their victims.

Herr diktator

He’s already torturing most citizens of America and most of the English speaking world.

Trump says torture works and the proof is in Belgium. Opening up barred methods of torture is a sure way to create more terrorists. Waterboarding is forbidden under U.S. and international law as a form of torture. Extreme torture became acceptable after September 11th by a weak administration that cared little about human rights. Trump would use waterboarding in a heartbeat because “only a stupid person would say it doesn’t work. If it doesn’t work they deserve it anyway, for what they are doing.” Does this apply to U.S. citizens? How about the terrorists you create by applying these techniques to their citizens? What do you do with the innocent you torture? Torture and other inhumane interrogation techniques do not prevent further attacks on our country and compromise our values, stain our national honor and do little practical good. Unless your goal is to create more terror attacks across the globe.

Trump proved a long time ago that it isn’t necessary to be intelligent to be a successful con artist. You only need to be slightly less of an idiot than the victims of your con artistry.

Ten minutes listening to Trump is worse than ten days of water boarding.