Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for March 28, 2016

Hey, if the eggs just happen to roll out, we don’t have to worry about raising the kids, right?

I’m too sexy for a nest.

Ask what he will do for his country.

“Hey, if it was good enough to get me laid, it’s good enough for an egg or two..”

I keep thinking……………Run away, Girl! He’s not worth it!!

I never ever heard of cardinals and blue jays ever getting along !

I totally get this .