Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for March 25, 2016

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Mommy, what's a size zero? Size zero is a term for the size of a woman's clothing. Clothing sizes have to do with the circumference of the wearer. In cylindrical coordinates, a size zero has a zero radius, making all angles effectively the same. So, size zero women exist in one dimension of space given by her height. Huh. Either that or women's sizing metrics are absurd.