Peanuts Begins by Charles Schulz for October 12, 2016

“A poor workman blames his tools”……….

Maybe it was a prank ball.

Maybe if you didn’t close your eyes when you swing…

Always blame the object and not the skill to feel better about yourself.

Years later, there will be a lot of cheap footballs.

“Keep your head down. Keep your head down. Keep your bleep head down.”

She is gonna have trouble judging if she will fit thru any openings or not .

If only it were this easy…

Patty: “Hey, look at the bright side, Charlie Brown: you drove it an entire half-yard this time! Which means that if you ever come into a golf course where it’s only 18 inches between each Tee and the Hole, you won’t have a thing to worry about!” (She and Violet go off in giggles and fist bumps together!) Charlie Brown just stands there and simmers!

Now comes the payment. Put it right here in my paw.

With the plaid hat, Charlie seems like he’s skanking! Such a rude boy!

Beauty purrlor?

We English use a ‘u’ in parlour… Don’t ask me why!

He got more distance with the kick than with the swing.

It’s OK CB, you still have a cool hat.