Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 22, 2016

Is Lucy on her special friend?

Lucy. In all her glory.

Yup. Lucy and my sister were separated at birth.

Watch out, Linus, something wicked this way comes. It’s a skunk… It’s a rhinoceros… It’s Crabbygirl!

What kind of comic book would Lucy read?

“Being crabby all day makes you hungry”. She knows her work. That is true.

If she were blonde, I would swear I married her once.

I’m ashamed to say this, but my Daughter can run rings around Lucy every day & twice on Sunday. I had an Uncle who used tranquillizers , so I tell her, take your tranquillizer,Elmer.

I had a sister. Our dad called her Hitler.

I think crabby people are born that way, not made.

Taking occasional trips to Crabbyland myself, Ms. Van Pelt, I wholeheartedly agree. And you always wait until you have done all your crabbing until you have your snack. A good snack can make you feel better and ruin a lousy mood.

Maybe thats why im always hungry….

I was hoping Lucy would cut herself there.

Just kidding, I’m not that evil. Unlike someone I could mention.

xxx

“Nobody tells me what to do! Nobody!!!”Try telling that to Mom and Dad and you might have to do your PB&J eating and TV watching in a standing position.

Yes Lucy, I am familiar with this problem;

but a peanut butter and jelly sandwich does the trick…

Is Lucy putting butter on her PB&J sandwich?

This is a daily phenomenon, not monthly. It’s Lucy being Lucy.