Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 29, 2016

“Mine!” “Mine!” “Mine!”

I’ve seen them at a lake in Nebraska.

Don’t get caught taking gulls across the state line for illegal purposes.

I got transferred inland when I was with the company. I was doing alright until one day I had to go to the local landfill for some aspect of my job.There was a mound of white sand and there was a gull standing on top of it. Tears came to my eyes and I could only say " JD go home!" over and over. The local fellow I was there with looked at me and said " Made you homesick?"I made up my mind right then that I had to get back home.

I would hate to clean up that car.

I’ve seen gulls…Lake Mead Finger Lakessalt Lake City. ETC. all more than 150 miles inland.

Which one of you guys and gulls in the back seat ordered extra orders of large fries?

“I told you there were birds in the back seat! See. Gulls.”

Air rats!

I’ve seen them in southern Indiana, hundreds of miles from any ocean.

He’s too Gullible.

Once is all it takes.

Yeah, I remember feeding them some old bread in the park; one of them jumped up with a Bwaack!, literally snatching that chunk in midair!