Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for August 12, 2010

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    ksoskins  over 14 years ago

    Once again a demonstration that “happily married” is an oxymoron. Other oxymorons include “military intelligence”, “artificial intelligence”, “cafeteria food”, “government worker”, “jumbo shrimp”, “Microsoft Works”, and “Creation science”.

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    myming  over 14 years ago

    took him long enough to “get it” !

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    SHEIK You are wrong. SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED achieved artificial intelligence by dieing her hair brunette.

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    rotts  over 14 years ago

    Lew, you know that it’s “dyeing”, not “dieing” (which would actually be “dying”).

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    Hoomi  over 14 years ago

    Oxymoron? I’ve been happily married for over thirty years. We celebrated our 30th by scuba diving in Fiji, and I’d marry her again in a heartbeat. What people need to remember is that it takes two people to make a happy marriage. It only takes one to make a miserable marriage.

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    kathryn74  over 14 years ago

    Anyway, it looks like they finally understood each other.

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