Close to Home by John McPherson for April 25, 2016

Can you even buy those anymore?

I could have gotten used to that.

That’s almost a stick of dynamite, if you look at the damage.

Must be a hockey game. He’s already had the face off.

That would make it easier to quit, like Russian roulette

A-Salem.

insert a small piece of rubber band in the cigarette .the look on the face is real funny

New from Ronco! M 1000 cigarette loads will get you to stop smoking in a flash. But wait———

I bet after that cigarette load went “BANG” he had a load in his pants.

I used to do this to my mother’s smokes. What a hoot! She would scream & jump! Yeah, I got in trouble, too. So I went for spraying on the filter ends. That got me sent to my room! My step-father had trouble hiding his laughter! Nothing worked until she got cancer. Never smoked again!!