Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for October 12, 2019
Transcript:
Dew: You see Jimmy, I fancy a can of chicken and stars every afternoon. I had one can of a brand I didn't care for. And I knew Morris the hobo fishes through my dumpster every Friday. So I gave the soup to him. But then the ingrate threw it back at my head! Dew: Soup?! Jimmy: You gave a homeless man a can of soup with no way to open it? Banks: Jeez... I'd have chucked it at your noggin, too!
llong65 about 5 years ago
the new cans have a pull tab to open it.
rshive about 5 years ago
The explanation slowly emerges. Not the most empathetic perhaps, but real. At minimum, the BLPD will owe an apology to Banks.
The Pro from Dover about 5 years ago
Shut up Banks!
ValancyCarmody Premium Member about 5 years ago
I LOVED chicken & stars for decades, but then they changed it. They wrote “Classic recipe” on the label, but it IS NOT the same recipe, because the stars are great big blobs of pasta now, instead of petite and unobtrusive. Yuck.