Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for August 27, 2018

Oy!

NEVER mess with a mans’ wheels!

MOM

I have a cousin who needs a power wheelchair and flies a lot. After some agonizing repairs due to careless handling, she now carefully pins labels with detailed instructions to her chair telling the baggage handlers, well, basically, how to avoid killing it.

I hope Cutter John is mechanically inclined.

Mom or not, that’s a get-out-of-house-free card.

Cutter John’s wearing a Bill The Cat t-shirt <3. And Mom, you’re about to get the time out of your life, ok.

Sounds like something I’d do. Just trying to be helpful.

Like my wife. I put something where I want it, she goes into her ‘cleaning mode’ and moves it, then forgets where she put it.

Aargh! Don’t call me Pumpkin, Ma! And what did you do to my wheelchair?!