Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for September 01, 2018

…and a less ridiculous hat.

Everybody has their priorities. At least he’s got his straight.

He does want all that good stuff, but as long as he’s here he may as well throw in the GI Joe thing.

Just a little PR up front there Santa, now let’s get down to business!

Steve Martin’s Holiday Wish:

https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/steven-martins-holiday-wish/n9507

Things haven’t changed since this comic came out. Kids still want the same things (as do adults minus the toy)

Yo ho ho. Happy Christmas on September 1.

Bah! Humbug!

I want a stealth bomber, a nuclear sub, some Trident missiles, a Cheyenne Mountain-level bomb shelter, and peace on Earth and good will towards men.

I want to do that to a Santa some time, just to see the reaction.