It’s early on in the Bloom County timeline. Opus is as yet unevolved, and has not mastered the art of lying.
He will improve, although he will never attain the vaulted heights of Steve Dallas, who is a natural, as well as being a trained liar, excuse me – lawyer.
Adiraiju about 6 years ago
Ask her what she weighs in response. Listen as she blows a gasket.
thirdguy about 6 years ago
If you don’t match everything on her shopping list, you have no shot. And then they wonder why they only meet jerks.
johnec about 6 years ago
It’s early on in the Bloom County timeline. Opus is as yet unevolved, and has not mastered the art of lying.
He will improve, although he will never attain the vaulted heights of Steve Dallas, who is a natural, as well as being a trained liar, excuse me – lawyer.
kauri44 about 6 years ago
And then there’s that species thing…
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 6 years ago
Penguins have a rough time there’s so much competition.
sufamelico about 6 years ago
“I am dark and I wear my tuxedo and bow tie to work every day”
Sisyphos about 6 years ago
So, are you prejudiced against the Vertically Challenged?
ciesko9 about 6 years ago
“Fishing, knitting, sky*diving..” the hobbies of a TRUE ladies man!