A friend of mine used the line “Want to bump uglies?”
Once in a while it even worked.
Ask me, Steve! I’d love to
I think a Bellamy Brothers line would work better, Steve.
Love Hurts ;)
I haven’t needed an opening line in decades, but mine used to be, “Are you married, engaged, or hopelessly in love?”
“Would you like to call me Cutie?”
[Whack!]
“Would you like to call me Sweetie?”
“Would you like to call me an ambulance?”
…
“Would you like to go to a play?”
“Would you like to go to a concert?”
“Would you like to go to a funeral?”
Sure wish I’d thought of smacking the last guy that said something similar, too bad I’m so nice – I made a face and said, “No Thanks!”
Not much to choose between Panicky Steve and Calm Steve: they’re both Boorish Twit Steve….
Berkeley Breathed
x_Tech about 6 years ago
A friend of mine used the line “Want to bump uglies?”
Once in a while it even worked.
Milady Meg about 6 years ago
Ask me, Steve! I’d love to
whack you with my bag.xsintricks about 6 years ago
I think a Bellamy Brothers line would work better, Steve.
Herb L 1954 about 6 years ago
Love Hurts ;)
Holden Awn about 6 years ago
I haven’t needed an opening line in decades, but mine used to be, “Are you married, engaged, or hopelessly in love?”
ChessPirate about 6 years ago
“Would you like to call me Cutie?”
[Whack!]
“Would you like to call me Sweetie?”
[Whack!]
“Would you like to call me an ambulance?”
…
“Would you like to go to a play?”
[Whack!]
“Would you like to go to a concert?”
[Whack!]
“Would you like to go to a funeral?”
pamela welch Premium Member about 6 years ago
Sure wish I’d thought of smacking the last guy that said something similar, too bad I’m so nice – I made a face and said, “No Thanks!”
Sisyphos about 6 years ago
Not much to choose between Panicky Steve and Calm Steve: they’re both Boorish Twit Steve….