I went to a friends house and Slim Whitman was playing in the background. I guess he was repelling Martians.
Hey, it works! Don’t knock it.
no one does C.O.D. anymore
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all
Opus’ decency is an obstacle to mean tricks.
It was not late enough at night – we know that Opus is highly suggestible by small-hour infomercials.
Put a classified ad in the paper – "Seeking kittens, (must be cute,) with Steve’s phone #.
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NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 5 years ago
I went to a friends house and Slim Whitman was playing in the background. I guess he was repelling Martians.
Paschendale about 5 years ago
Hey, it works! Don’t knock it.
tnt219 about 5 years ago
no one does C.O.D. anymore
gpjhard about 5 years ago
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all
Diat60 about 5 years ago
Opus’ decency is an obstacle to mean tricks.
johnec about 5 years ago
It was not late enough at night – we know that Opus is highly suggestible by small-hour infomercials.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 5 years ago
Put a classified ad in the paper – "Seeking kittens, (must be cute,) with Steve’s phone #.
Sisyphos about 5 years ago
True Confessions of Opus Penguin: I’m a Ronco Addict!