As a 17 year old, I was picked up at the airport by some family friends as I was returning from college for the Thanksgiving holiday. They picked me up at about 11:30 at night. Their son Ricky, a guy I more or less grew up next door to, had gone on a date in his car. We got to their home and I went to bed. Ricky who was 16, wandered in about 1:00 in the morning and went to bed.
The next morning about 6 am, I was awakened by a lot of yelling and screaming. I walked out to see what the commotion was all about and Ricky’s dad and mom were yelling at Ricky demanding to know why there was a used condom adhered to the rear passenger door of his car.
He tried to blame me saying I had borrowed the keys to his car and had gone out. They didn’t buy it and called the girl’s parents and told them of their discovery.
Fortunately, about 10 in the morning, my parents made it to their house to pick me up and take me home. I never knew what the outcome of the call to the girl’s parents was, I do know that I never went back to their house again after Ricky trying to blame me.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member 17 days ago
Pasting Mrs. Paula Pegwhistle’s passing Pontiac was where the rubbers meet the road.
TampaFanatic1 17 days ago
Steve was an Old Spice guy? I would have guessed Hai Karate or Pinaud Clubman.
markkahler52 17 days ago
He drank the Old Spice and didn’t suddenly have every available female pining for him?! HARD to believe!!
win.45mag 17 days ago
“Accidently” drank a bottle of Old Spice. Wonder if it tasted like Old Spiced rum.
Just-me 17 days ago
True story.
As a 17 year old, I was picked up at the airport by some family friends as I was returning from college for the Thanksgiving holiday. They picked me up at about 11:30 at night. Their son Ricky, a guy I more or less grew up next door to, had gone on a date in his car. We got to their home and I went to bed. Ricky who was 16, wandered in about 1:00 in the morning and went to bed.
The next morning about 6 am, I was awakened by a lot of yelling and screaming. I walked out to see what the commotion was all about and Ricky’s dad and mom were yelling at Ricky demanding to know why there was a used condom adhered to the rear passenger door of his car.
He tried to blame me saying I had borrowed the keys to his car and had gone out. They didn’t buy it and called the girl’s parents and told them of their discovery.
Fortunately, about 10 in the morning, my parents made it to their house to pick me up and take me home. I never knew what the outcome of the call to the girl’s parents was, I do know that I never went back to their house again after Ricky trying to blame me.
ChessPirate 17 days ago
Paula Pegwhistle’s pretty peeved pitched plastic prophylactics pelted passing Pontiac… [Pew! Pew! Pew!]
AStarofDestiny 17 days ago
I forgot just how much this panel cracked me up.
Diat60 17 days ago
Such an innocent bunch!
Fennec! at the Disco 17 days ago
Opus is having difficulty keeping his bowler hat from flying off his head.
monya_43 17 days ago
It was lucky for Opus that Mrs. Pegwhistle missed him. She wasn’t a very good shooter.
eddi-TBH 17 days ago
Steve is missing all the fun. That’s the really sad part of the wake.
gopogogo Premium Member 16 days ago
Trojans-?? That must have a first for the funny pages. Talk about Portnoy’s Complaint…