Close to Home by John McPherson for August 27, 2010

They look believable….

Somehow, I believe him. It must be those pants that are convincing me.

It wasn’t even used to hang clothes on. Honest!

I get a lot of exercise out of gym equipment. Carry it inside, put it together, look for directions, put it together right, move it to corner, move it to attic, carry it down to tag sale and fight that it cost me $800 and SHE is putting a $50 price on it. Oh, help the sucker get it in his car.

truth in advertising

From the size of them, “used only once” may still constitute abuse. I’d check the undercarriage for bent parts…

They couldn’t fit between the rails…

seeing is believeing…

The doofus is trying to get $200 out of a used treadmill? I see them at junk sales for $10 to $20 all the time, and they almost never sell. Oh, well. I guess they’ll get more exercise out of the thing when they have to drag it back inside.

By the looks of that couple, I believe him. However, from the looks of that couple, I worry about what that one time may have done to it.

bahahahahahahahahahahahaha they are fat!

you’re so cool john mcpherson

it doesn,t look like they’ve even used it once, fattys!

it looks like they’ve never used that treadmill. i hope the lady in purple buys that flashlight!

judging from the pricetag on that treadmill, she won’t get the flashlight for a penny less than 50 bucks.

having been prompted by rbrewer4, i’m now going to ask what the eff the white thing by the garage is.

i can assure u that its not something to pick up leaves in the fall, that is not a problem for these fattys, they only have one puny tree!

I’m cool

i’m positive that i’m the coolest.