Baldo en Español by Hector D. Cantú and Carlos Castellanos for September 19, 2010

ARRR-RR, tis talk like a pirate day, me hearties, ARR-RR!

AAAARRRRRRRRRRRR, Marg!! Right ye be!

I be servin’ seafood omelets, pirate coffee and all th’ RUM ye can drink!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG

me roving loco vagabonds! The ship is docking in 10 minutes! All ye not present shall be walkin’ the planks!!

Avast ye mateys, Pass me the rum and don’t be skimpin’ on it. Fill me glass to the rim and give me no sass.

AAAAARRRRRRRRRR

If that rum be here soon, not one of this motley crew will walk the plank.

AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR, cleo!

’Tis not manly ta be sippin’ th’ rum from th’ keg wi’ a straw!

AAAARRRRRRR! Ahoy, me maties!

Straw? Who’s using a straw? Wussies!

Only landlubbers be drinking grog with a straw! Aaarr!!

Yo Ho Ho, that be a good one pirate. That be no straw matey, that be the femur from a sailor I skewered a few months back. I use it as a club if somebody gets to close to my keg. Shiver me timbers a straw would impede the gulping process.

Beware the pirate with the femur, aaarrr!

By the powers, Cleo! I be staying clear of ye keg, fer sure matey!

Well, not me! I have a femur of me own, ready to do battle!

Dry best be alert lassie. Me thinks Carmy has commandeered a cutlass. Watch your port side and beware of the wench.

Aaarr ye scallywags after me booty? Aaarrr, don’t be making me keelhaul ye scurvy dogs! Aaaarrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aaaaarrrrrgggg! We be in big trouble if Carmy has a cutlass! Run for your lives, me hearties!

Well, I have to leave for awhile. A very good friend of mine lost one of his sons and one of his daughters in a river accident down in CA. They spent two months looking but never found their bodies. They were only in their 20s. Such a shame. I feel so sorry for the parents. They are such nice people. BBL

ARRRRRRG, it has been a slow day at Baldo mateys. Maybe somebody made you all walk the plank.

I DID INDEED, CLEO! They wouldn’t share their D A R N rum and clam bake food with me! See if they do that to ME AGAIN! :-D

Do I interpret this as that you made everybody walk the plank Dry?

AAARRGGG! What do you think? Deprive me of food and drink, those scurvy dogs!!!

Shiver my timbers, I need me some libation. Pass the rum you scurvy dogs.

Let’s get ‘em Cleo!

I found myself a PRIVATE beach, nekked allowed, Cleo! And I spent the afternoon catching some very good fishies! And my Hungarian Stuffed Peppers have only marinated for 4 days, but I couldn’t wait, and they are QUITE tasty!! Help yourself!

Nobody makes th’ pirate walk th’ plank, ye scurvy mutineer wench!

Then why are you all WET???????

Splash!

GEE. Just because I didn’t show up this morning, did I have to walk the plank?

Grumble. Ahoy, me maties! I am to bed now, and not the sea bed, despite me dunkin’! I’ll be saying good night afore ye throw me overboard again.

AAARRRRRGGGHHH!!!

Because I fell inta th’ pool o’ RUM, ye scurvy wecnh!

AHOY THAR, SHIKA!!!

Pirate! Me Lord looks well preserved. A rum bath is good for ye then!

I must depart this lively ship, and not by the plank. I’ve borrowed your life boat to get to shore to my home.

Fare thee well maties!!

Ahoy, me Lord! And good night!

*Ahoy First Mate, Shika!

Of couorse the Pirate looks well preserved! That’s why they PICKLE things, and he’s PICKLED!!!

And I am jumping overboard to join you on that sail home to bed, drop me off at my place, will ya? Thanks Matie!

AAARRRRRRRRR, that leaves me an’ th’ fresh grilled seafood an’ ALL THAT RUM all alone!