Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 19, 2016

The whole menu is liquids…

I sure won’t let MY computer go there…..I try not to let it get near liquids.

I’ll take it to Radio Snack, instead, for a ham-burger.

The name of the bar where computers go to forget: The Blue Screen of Death.

I’ll pass on the SPAM sandwich.

Wi-fries is pretty good.

This café excels at everything.

Microsoft and Apple products would cost ten times as much.

“C.mere, Honey, and sit on my laptop!”

You forgot Instgram-Crackers.