Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for May 14, 2016

I think a lot of kids today, don’t understand the old sayings. And Bev Aren’t you supposed to be retrieving the QOTD???

Nope. I just decided to stay up once I got up.

QOTD:Nope. Potty Monkey.

Yawn, no you did not wake me!!! I woke myself!!!

@Tony“Did I wake you?”.Am I dead?

@TonyNo, the cat jumped on my bladder

Which time?

Beer.

Lots of it.

No the wind did it. .Bev We finally dried out a bit, just in time for the cold to blow in.

^QOTD #1*I’m here aren’t I?….andQOTD #2I lie there, staring at the ceiling and thinking and thinking and thinking. This happens often, so you would think I would have the woes of the world figured out by now!

QOTD #1I’m here late, almost 4pm eastern, so no I’ve been up for quite a while.

QOTD #2It hasn’t happened for a while but sometimes I read and sometimes I do something that I can’t post here. ;-)

You didn’t wake me, but I did get up early and go pick strawberries. Tomorrow I’ll make some strawberry bread.

At my age it’s hard to get up…

You’ll need to ask my wife…snerk