Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for May 03, 2016
May 02, 2016
May 04, 2016
Transcript:
Daddy! There's a monster under my bed! What?! Hey! Listen up! You either pay rent in this building, you leave, or I call the cops! Whoa, okay, whoa. Hey, I don't want any trouble, okay? Then, get up! Is there a clinic around here, man? I'm in a bad way. Not my problem! Pick up your stuff! Okay, okay. Let me just- See this? It's the police station phone number! You have ten seconds to leave before I hit send! Damn freeloaders not a damn hotel. Sure is cold out. Not for us. Not for you. Have a middle-class night, son. Click
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
I believe the mouseover text in the title for this one said something about who the real monster is.
emptc12 over 8 years ago
Episode “The Shadow Man,” from “The Twilight Zone,” 1980s incarnation. “I am the Shadow Man, and I will never harm the person under whose bed I live.” So there are union rules, apparently.
John Falstaff over 8 years ago
I’m surprised that the father, after turning away the needy, didn’t insist that the child pray to Baby Jevas to thank him for his loving mercy and kindness. :-(
Ida No over 8 years ago
Tomorrow, the bed monsters build the wall around suburbia.
Stephen Gilberg over 8 years ago
Zach acts like the dad’s rotten for this, but how many of us would show any kindness to an intruder in our kids’ room?