Every time I hit the ball it went about that distance. The first time I golfed it took me 99 strokes to finish (ONE HOLE)!! The owners of the club wouldn’t let me finish the round the next day!
Reminds me of the group of five I got behind on a course once. Four big power-hitting dudes and a lady, all playing best ball. The dudes started off and hit these huge, booming drives. Lady stepped up to the ladies’ tee and hit a drive that went all of 60 feet. Not 60 yards, even: 60 feet. All the guys dropped their second shots at her 60-footer and played from there. Yeah, they hit these long, massive shots; but they were all spray hitters and not a one of them landed in the fairway.
Ubintold over 8 years ago
The eagle landed….500 yards short.
J Short over 8 years ago
Most years I sacrifice both.
Great Wizard Nala over 8 years ago
Every time I hit the ball it went about that distance. The first time I golfed it took me 99 strokes to finish (ONE HOLE)!! The owners of the club wouldn’t let me finish the round the next day!
Peam Premium Member over 8 years ago
Not past the Ladies’ Tee; 1 beer please!
grossvatter over 8 years ago
That’s some driver your using.As in “DRIVING MISS DAISEY”
neverenoughgold over 8 years ago
All golfers make sacrifices from time to time…
paranormal over 8 years ago
“Red sky at night, sailors delight…”
K M over 8 years ago
Reminds me of the group of five I got behind on a course once. Four big power-hitting dudes and a lady, all playing best ball. The dudes started off and hit these huge, booming drives. Lady stepped up to the ladies’ tee and hit a drive that went all of 60 feet. Not 60 yards, even: 60 feet. All the guys dropped their second shots at her 60-footer and played from there. Yeah, they hit these long, massive shots; but they were all spray hitters and not a one of them landed in the fairway.