Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for May 24, 2016

Now there’s an appetising mixture: lemonade and garlic.

Before meetings, I love a garlic bagel.

Reminds me of an anecdote from a long-ago Readers Digest. Young woman took a job as a nude model. The artist ate a LOT of garlic, so she took to sucking on peppermints to counter the garlic. He fired her—couldn’t stand the smell of peppermint.

I guess he doesn’t brush after every meal. I do if I’ve had something with garlic in it.

There is no such thing as too much garlic!

Then there is Montana’s Testicle Festival.

The garlic will scare away the monsters!

Hey! There’s my ten foot pole.