Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 04, 2016
June 03, 2016
June 05, 2016
Transcript:
Goat: Look at that bird sitting on the automatic sprinkler. Pig: Yeah. That's Benny the flightless robin. Goat: Why's he just sitting there? Pig: He's hoping that one day the sprinkler will turn on and pop him up into the air, giving him the illusion of flight. Bird: That, and it's cheaper than a bidet. Goat: That's both sad and revolting. Bird: A little privacy, please.
BE THIS GUY over 8 years ago
Hey, the bird is practicing good hygiene. Now like he said, give him some privacy.
Sherlock Watson over 8 years ago
That plan sounds like a crap shoot to me.
cdgar over 8 years ago
Dirty Birdie.
bigcatbusiness over 8 years ago
Just take an airplane. You won’t be able to use your wings, but at least you’ll fly. Just like that Pink Panther episode.
grampianlothian over 8 years ago
this strip is robbin’ the internet of decorum
eddie6192 over 8 years ago
Sounds like something I would expect Rat to utter.
juicebruce over 8 years ago
“Fly Robin Fly, Up Into The Sky”……….song lyric me thinks
Fredcritter over 8 years ago
“The oooooonly way to fly…”
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Garfield?
Josema8 over 8 years ago
Most NorthAmericans don’t even know what a bidet is …
eilten over 8 years ago
@Josema8, True, that’s probably why this one got by the comic censors…And shouldn’t is be a "BIRDet?
Hoodude over 8 years ago
Open bidet?
Srover over 8 years ago
And resourceful.
NWdryad over 8 years ago
meg_grif over 8 years ago
Of course, the scientific name of the American robin is Turdus migratorius…
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Birdie bidet be foul, fowl!
weatherford.joe Premium Member over 8 years ago
Eww….
One Navy Seal over 4 years ago
Great, now how will you safely get down when you’re in the air if you can’t fly?