Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 15, 2016

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Spur: Rip, have you hired a debuty yet? Rip Haywire: No, 'cuz I've got one already. He's fat, slow and spooks easy, but he makes me laugh while I punch out injustice. Spur: If that dog is goin' to be part of the department, he needs to to go cop-dog school. Rip Haywire: Say wha? Spur: It's the only way I will allow him to be on the force. Rip Haywire: Then man the force be with you, TNT. TNT: You've never been funny. Later... Breezy: Boy, there's nothing like the first chopper flight of the day day. P.U! It smells like a flooded Arby's in here! TNT: Some people like the smell of a sweaty dog on the run, missy! Breezy: You're ditching cop-dog school? TNT: Don't me in Breezy! My silky coat won't last a day in K9 academy! Breezy: I... don't... know... TNT: Puhweeze! Breezy: Aw, geez, put those things away before you make me run into a mountain! TNT you can't run away from cop-dog school. Wait! What's that reflection down in elk canyon? And me those binocs!