Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for May 23, 2016

If you keep quiet, boy, he’ll raise your allowance!

Tony and Welcome Back BevIt all started with a phone call, the stranger on the phone asked me if I would do him a small favor…………………

Courage! What makes a king out of a slave? Courage! What makes the flag on the mast to wave? Courage! What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist, or the dusky dusk? What makes the muskrat guard his musk? Courage! What makes the sphinx the seventh wonder? Courage! What makes the dawn come up like thunder? Courage! What makes the Hottentot so hot? What puts the “ape” in apricot? What have they got that I ain’t got?

Courage!

I’m still here. There’s no hiding in baseball. ..Wait…. no hidi… ...crying…...never mind

I never hide! i just stand and try to go unnoticed!!!

@Tony“Why are you hiding?”I’m not hiding, I’ve just perfected the art of blending in perfectly.

2nd QOTD:“Where do you hide?”In plain sight, of course. Is there anywhere else too hide?

@Tony If I don’t they’ll find me.@JPW I used to hide in a tucked away spot under the stairs as a child. Now I hide in plain sight like Marathon Zack.

@TonyI’m not hiding, I just got home after a weekend away.

@Tony“Why are you hiding?”

Take your pick:a) The check is in the mailb) I’m from the government and I’m here to help youc) I’ll respect you in the morning

Where do you hide?

In plain insight…

I hide because it’s summer, and we play hide and seek!

Where do I hide? None of your business! If you knew, you would tell the other team, wouldn’t you?