He (Ethan Allen) returned to England after the war, and the British made fun of him. One day they put a picture of George Washington in an outhouse where Allen would be sure to see it. He used the outhouse but said nothing about he picture. Then the British asked him about it and Allen said it was a very appropriate place for an Englishman to hang the picture because “nothing will make an Englishman (crap) so quick as the sight of General Washington.” – attributed to Abraham Lincoln
Sherlock Watson over 8 years ago
“I cannot tell a lie, but I can be downright sneaky.”
jrankin1959 over 8 years ago
Don Hulbert Premium Member over 8 years ago
Brilliant! Love it.