Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for June 04, 2016

Guess who wouldn’t be going to the birthday party.

@TonyI ain’t sayn’ nothin’ about nothin’.

Tony…If you don’t know what I’m saying, how am I supposed to know?

I mean, you’re the one who can hear me.I can’t even hear myself think, with this fan going…so if I’m saying something, I sure as heck can’t make it out.

Bev? Rose?Pretty please…. could one of you tell Tony what I’m saying?

Meanwhile… @Templo….wow.You get stuff from eBay in less than ten minutes??You must live right around the corner from the internet!

L… True, But…. Elliot is 10.He doesn’t have a credit card…

Still, you can just stop at the supermarket on the way, and Dad could buy a gift card from a rack with all sorts of choices…

Meanwhile Templo said “Try Amazon or eBay” as though to look for a gift….so I was just teasing him.

I am not sayin’ anything, till I get my rights read!!! LOL!

@TonyI have nothing to say; therefore, I shall not say anything.

Birthday Boy is gettin’ plenty of nothin’.

@Tony“What are you saying?”.Not…Just…

@Tony“What are you saying?”

I never lie, Lois Tony…

I’m taking the ‘fifth’. Anybody want to join me?

Did you have fun yesterday?

QOTS #2Presents? I bought presents? Did I miss something?

Nice. That’s how you get useful information…

Where do you hide the presence?

In the future…

I’m not saying anything because I’ve already said it all. Not my fault nobody was listening. ;-p.JP I usually hide them in the closet. I’m the only one who can find anything in there.