Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for June 11, 2016
June 10, 2016
June 12, 2016
Transcript:
Woman: Whatcha doing? Man: I'm cleaning the grooves in my clubs. Woman: how come? Man: so...um...well...er.... I'll have cleaner grooves so when I hit the ball, I have more...clean grooves?
Oh come on! You can do better than that! Those are hydroponic alignment channels, specifically designed to give the head more lift. Trouble is, the hydropons tend to collect gliss molecules from the air that hovers over grass. That’s why they have to be cleaned!
Peam Premium Member over 8 years ago
…and nice stripy divots.
BearsDown Premium Member over 8 years ago
Why would they sell groove cleaners if you weren’t supposed to clean your grooves?
J Short over 8 years ago
That’s his spin on it anyway.
neverenoughgold over 8 years ago
I have a groove cleaner…
I use it to clean my vinyl records!
grossvatter over 8 years ago
Tiger woods failed to clean his grooves and look what happened to him…….But his sex life increased 10 fold !!!!!
cheap_day_return over 8 years ago
Oh come on! You can do better than that! Those are hydroponic alignment channels, specifically designed to give the head more lift. Trouble is, the hydropons tend to collect gliss molecules from the air that hovers over grass. That’s why they have to be cleaned!