Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for October 22, 2016

No sale.

Uh, I don’t think that the barista’s meaning of “grass” is the same as yours, Gray.

Aaaaah, the joys of sweet innocence.

No one says “grass” anymore!

Uh huh…

I’ll stick with the dichondra, thanks. Bermuda just doesn’t feel the same under my feet.

I’ll wait until after election day, thanks.

oh for goodness sake

Nobody has to whisper that in Colorado any more…