Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for September 11, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY  over 7 years ago

    A phone book?

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    BE THIS GUY  over 7 years ago

    A phone book?

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    Today is 9/11.

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    The Pro from Dover  over 7 years ago

    They keep dumping them on my doorstep. Then I turn around and dump them in the recycle bin. For some reason it seems a shame,

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    fuzzybritches  over 7 years ago

    When I was in high school (many years ago) one visually-deficient young man broke his glasses. His solution was to bring in binoculars. Needless to say, the teacher found this very disconcerting.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  over 7 years ago

    or, she could be re-writing history, hee hee. uh oh….Life is like a hurricane

    Here in Duckburg

    Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes

    It’s a duck-blur!

    Might solve a mystery

    Or rewrite history!

    DuckTales! Woo-oo!

    Every day they’re out there making

    DuckTales! Woo-oo!

    Tales of derring-do

    Bad and good luck tales!

    D-d-d-danger! Lurks behind you!

    There’s a stranger out to find you

    What to do, just grab on to some…

    DuckTales! Woo-oo!

    Every day they’re out there making

    DuckTales! Woo-oo!

    Tales of derring-do

    Bad and good luck tales! Woo-oo!Not pony tales or cotton tales, no

    DuckTales! Woo-oo!

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    Daeder  over 7 years ago

    The mystery is why she’s using a phone book instead of the internet, where you can adjust the zoom to enlarge the font!

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