1st: find a really good spot to be
2Nd: tell everyone how bad it is
3rd: live happily
4th: visit other places and always mention how bad it is where you live.
And, yes, the Napa Valley really sucks in case you were guessing I live there. So don’t live here. Please visit, we have lots of very good wine, really good food, friendly people, mud baths, mineral baths, hot air balloon trips, a natural geyser, petrified forest and shopping. Bring lots of money so you can fully appreciate all a tourist can do here.
Then leave and go back home. Tell other people how wonderful visiting Napa Valley is and also how terrible you think it would be to live here. It really is terrible, just trust me on that, terrible.
Too late, napaeric, I houssat there for part of a summer and wished I never had to leave. Napa is a wonderful place to live, not just to visit… largely because so relatively few actually live there.
That said, I can ask my literary alter ego (below) if he’d be willing to send in some troops to check potential immigrants at the borders…
@RCMinor
The floods, mudslides and earthquakes ALL happen in the off season for tourists. Just let me know when you are coming with lots of money and friends with money and I will make sure to cancel all the earthquakes, floods, mudslides and even the snakes on the plane. SF has the inside track on Creative Arts and Disney, and we even have a valley named Lucas. Just remember that if you even think of moving here we will let lose the earthquakes, mudslides, floods and even the snakes. Visit and we will turn those off. Stay and we flip the switch back on.
Llewellenbruce over 14 years ago
Shame on you Wiz. You didn’t take Blanche along with you.
pouncingtiger over 14 years ago
I’m surprised that neither Wiz nor Rodney saw this coming.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Well there goes paradise.
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
There goes the relaxation.
ksoskins over 14 years ago
I think they overvalued burning bushes back in biblical times.
Luen over 14 years ago
On vacation with wizard hat on I can understand. But with a coif on? :P
twj0729 over 14 years ago
Kinda like what happened in Afghanistan and Iraq. Didn’t Bush go on vacation there before the invasion?
Rakkav over 14 years ago
You mean there’s a country weak enough for Id to defeat?
I’d prefer to believe the army’s simply coming on furlough, but somehow I doubt it.
PreciousRoy over 14 years ago
“sun always shines”?? they are near pole?
marchman3354 over 14 years ago
Flag them on the beaches flag them on the fields
jiriji over 14 years ago
weirwhatevertherestofthenameistoday has sure been busy for a Sunday.
mrsullenbeauty over 14 years ago
Have the Wiz gone is Blanche’s vacation.
napaeric over 14 years ago
1st: find a really good spot to be 2Nd: tell everyone how bad it is 3rd: live happily 4th: visit other places and always mention how bad it is where you live. And, yes, the Napa Valley really sucks in case you were guessing I live there. So don’t live here. Please visit, we have lots of very good wine, really good food, friendly people, mud baths, mineral baths, hot air balloon trips, a natural geyser, petrified forest and shopping. Bring lots of money so you can fully appreciate all a tourist can do here. Then leave and go back home. Tell other people how wonderful visiting Napa Valley is and also how terrible you think it would be to live here. It really is terrible, just trust me on that, terrible.
Rakkav over 14 years ago
Too late, napaeric, I houssat there for part of a summer and wished I never had to leave. Napa is a wonderful place to live, not just to visit… largely because so relatively few actually live there.
That said, I can ask my literary alter ego (below) if he’d be willing to send in some troops to check potential immigrants at the borders…
napaeric over 14 years ago
@RCMinor The floods, mudslides and earthquakes ALL happen in the off season for tourists. Just let me know when you are coming with lots of money and friends with money and I will make sure to cancel all the earthquakes, floods, mudslides and even the snakes on the plane. SF has the inside track on Creative Arts and Disney, and we even have a valley named Lucas. Just remember that if you even think of moving here we will let lose the earthquakes, mudslides, floods and even the snakes. Visit and we will turn those off. Stay and we flip the switch back on.