Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for March 25, 2020

Damn dam!

I swear you won’t hear another damn cuss word out me, I promise!

Hello leak.

Watch out. Those falling icicles can break your glasses and give you a boo-boo under your eye!

That would be damn ice, son.

I’ve had one that caused a roof leak. That’s spelled “Ice damn.”