Liz: Geez, Jon, there's a lot of sugar and fat on your shopping list. Maybe you should cross off a couple of things. Garfield: I could live without the toothpaste and toilet paper.
May 14, 2024
I’m guessing Garfield put “everything” on the list.
Might as well get rid of all those healthy foods.Why would anyone want to go on a diet?
Sure, Garfield could live without toilet paper. But Jon might have trouble with a litter box.
Garfield will never learn until he has a stroke… though at this rate, I doubt it will ever happen.
Marry her Jon, and she can do all the shopping.
Nice one Garfield.
I haven’t noticed this, are there usually bold words in the speech balloons?
If you take those Sugars and Fats off my list it will be a blank piece of paper!
Greasy salty starch and sweet greasy salty starch,the honest junk foods.
Eat anything—Jim can draw you however he likes.
But Garfield, without toothpaste how are you gonna keep your teeth all pearly white?
Make sure that every meal contains the 5 basic food groups: Sugar, Salt, Fat, Starch and Caffeine.
I didn’t get this for a moment until after I read some of the comments.
It’s this heat making my brain fuzzy.
xxx
You haven’t lived with Garfield a long time Liz. Garfield won’t let Jon buy those healthy things
codycab over 8 years ago
I’m guessing Garfield put “everything” on the list.
timmytohns over 8 years ago
Might as well get rid of all those healthy foods.Why would anyone want to go on a diet?
Can't Sleep over 8 years ago
Sure, Garfield could live without toilet paper. But Jon might have trouble with a litter box.
bigcatbusiness over 8 years ago
Garfield will never learn until he has a stroke… though at this rate, I doubt it will ever happen.
jackhs over 8 years ago
Marry her Jon, and she can do all the shopping.
You what!!! over 8 years ago
Nice one Garfield.
Chad Cheetah over 8 years ago
I haven’t noticed this, are there usually bold words in the speech balloons?
Loijen over 8 years ago
If you take those Sugars and Fats off my list it will be a blank piece of paper!
Flash Gordon over 8 years ago
Greasy salty starch and sweet greasy salty starch,the honest junk foods.
bdcharrelson over 8 years ago
Eat anything—Jim can draw you however he likes.
StarWarsGuy500 over 8 years ago
But Garfield, without toothpaste how are you gonna keep your teeth all pearly white?
treBsdrawkcaB over 8 years ago
Make sure that every meal contains the 5 basic food groups: Sugar, Salt, Fat, Starch and Caffeine.
Number Three over 8 years ago
I didn’t get this for a moment until after I read some of the comments.
It’s this heat making my brain fuzzy.
xxx
WentHulk 12 months ago
You haven’t lived with Garfield a long time Liz. Garfield won’t let Jon buy those healthy things