insert laundry’
Wait forever if I expect someone else to wash them
Clothes will not fold themselves without the proper application of roses and or jewelry.
Ironing is a secret known only to dry cleaners.
Empty drawer space diminishes in direct proportion with the time between removing and returning a garment.
A determined cat can remove a dirty sock from any hamper.
BLAME THE CAT!
When all else fails, repeat step 4.
Whatever happened to the paper clothing fad of the 60s?
Two of our sons had twin beds in the same room. One of them kept his side neat as a pin. The other side looked like a pig sty. The messy one was complaining one day about not having anything clean to wear to school, and mom told him if the clothes were not in the hamper they would not get washed.
Some time later he was rushing around getting ready for school and complained that he didn’t have any clean clothes. Of course, mom again told him that only clothes in the hamper would get washed. To which he replied,
“Well, I put them in there last night!” We still laugh about that, especially now that he has a daughter approaching her teen years.
Edcole1961 about 14 years ago
Two dogs enter. One dog leaves.
Plods with ...™ about 14 years ago
Has no one here heard of a hamper?
lewisbower about 14 years ago
SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED has taught me. 1, Open lid
insert laundry’ Wait forever if I expect someone else to wash them Clothes will not fold themselves without the proper application of roses and or jewelry. Ironing is a secret known only to dry cleaners. Empty drawer space diminishes in direct proportion with the time between removing and returning a garment. A determined cat can remove a dirty sock from any hamper. BLAME THE CAT! When all else fails, repeat step 4. Whatever happened to the paper clothing fad of the 60s?dahawk about 14 years ago
Two of our sons had twin beds in the same room. One of them kept his side neat as a pin. The other side looked like a pig sty. The messy one was complaining one day about not having anything clean to wear to school, and mom told him if the clothes were not in the hamper they would not get washed.
Some time later he was rushing around getting ready for school and complained that he didn’t have any clean clothes. Of course, mom again told him that only clothes in the hamper would get washed. To which he replied,
“Well, I put them in there last night!” We still laugh about that, especially now that he has a daughter approaching her teen years.