Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for July 25, 2016

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    vanoss  about 8 years ago

    In vino veritas.

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    neverenoughgold  about 8 years ago

    I was telling a girl in the bar about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.“Really” she said, “Go on then…try.”

    After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, “Come on, what day was I born?”

    I said, “Yesterday.”

    When you’re over sixty, who gives a crap…

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    brklnbern  about 8 years ago

    Ha, ha. But he is not sire, just a lousy Duke.

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