I've really had enough of you! Time and time again you let me down! This is your last chance! Now, start will you!! !
There are three things for certain:
Death
Taxes
Guys will try to argue with machines that won’t work
These are NOT necessarily listed in the order of certainty
Machines will always let you down at the last minute. Too bad Fred couldn’t be used to “mow” the grass a la Flintstones and their animal helpers.
Talking to a non-functioning machine helps to get it started. Swearing doesn’t. Think of them as your sons.
Maybe he forgot to pour more gas in the mower.
Have the same problem with my mower!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh goodness how true this strip is.
Simon_Jester about 14 years ago
There are three things for certain:
Death
Taxes
Guys will try to argue with machines that won’t work
These are NOT necessarily listed in the order of certainty
firedance1 Premium Member about 14 years ago
Machines will always let you down at the last minute. Too bad Fred couldn’t be used to “mow” the grass a la Flintstones and their animal helpers.
lewisbower about 14 years ago
Talking to a non-functioning machine helps to get it started. Swearing doesn’t. Think of them as your sons.
Wildmustang1262 about 14 years ago
Maybe he forgot to pour more gas in the mower.
persil about 14 years ago
Have the same problem with my mower!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
treeologist about 14 years ago
Oh goodness how true this strip is.