Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for July 24, 2016

my daughter

Girlfriend of mine took her car to Jiffy Lube for an oil change. She came by later with her son to pick it up and take to a mechanic for some repair. The son drove the car that was at Jiffy Lube while the mother followed behind. On the way to the repair shop the son noticed the red oil light. He thought it meant the oil had just been changed. Later the repair shop called and said, "Did you know there is no oil in your car? My girlfriend called Jiffy Lube. They said, “It was impossible for that to happen.” “Impossible”? Really? What BS.

I took truck to dealer for oil change. They put in way too much oil. Luckily I checked right after. Too much is as bad as too little.

Why an “IDIOT ON BOARD” sign at the end of the strip?

hahahaha-my brothers girlfriend did that to his Mercedes.It seems he wanted to take a nap during a long trip so she drove and he slept. When the engine started making weird noises she didn’t want to bother him,so she kept on keepin’ on ,until pistons 3,4,5 seized up. The red light ???Didn’t know why it was on either .BOOM!!!!

Well, it is still running…

My mother once borrowed my car to go somewhere. She opened the cap on the radiator to check that there was plenty of water….and did not put it back on tightly. The engine overheated and burned up :P

The neighbor girl did that.

Where can I get some of those signs … ?