Monty by Jim Meddick for July 31, 2016

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    Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago

    That’s what I’d like someone to do for the kids who throw rocks in random directions.When I was in Boy Scouts, rock throwers had to stack rocks to a specified height (knee high for first offense). Any large rocks in the pile that the offender couldn’t throw like a baseball meant they had to start over in a different location.

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    Sisyphos  over 8 years ago

    Skipping stones, lacking brains.The Ocean retaliates!

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    drycurt  over 8 years ago

    A skipped rock fall through water on a skin diver might startle him, but certainly wouldn’t hurt. No need for such retaliation.

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    tattooedcyberidiot  over 8 years ago

    Reminds me of Don Martin

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    Masterius  over 8 years ago

    I wonder if this is how you make friends with a sea unicorn.

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