Dad: Cherry bombs...m-80's...so what makes the biggest BOOM?
Salesman: That would be the widow maker 2000! It comes packaged with it's very own paramedic!
Paramedic: I want to go home!
The biggest firecracker type I’ve ever had was the “blockbuster”. It was equal to two M-80s. Or a quarter stick of dynamite according to urban legend. It was a serious and dangerous explosion.
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
As much as the paramedic likes to help other people, the fellow has a family to go home to!
Comic Minister Premium Member over 8 years ago
Hee hee hee!
pumaman over 8 years ago
The biggest firecracker type I’ve ever had was the “blockbuster”. It was equal to two M-80s. Or a quarter stick of dynamite according to urban legend. It was a serious and dangerous explosion.
Nancy Murphy over 8 years ago
Oh-oh! Thatdad has that look in his eyes!
Average Joe 1278 8 days ago
“Widow Maker” Holy cow.