Last Kiss by John Lustig for June 27, 2016

She just wants the best of both worlds.

Um, isn’t it referred to as ‘bi’?Or am I all ‘screwed’ up?

Doubling her chances for a date.

Then again maybe she prefers self stimulation.

She’s gay if the other woman has a large bank account. And straight if the guy has a larger one. Pretty simple actually.

Probably she’s Bi.

Or, as Yogi Berra would say: “If she hits from both sides of the plate. she’s amphibious”. Of course Yogi actually said “he”.

I remember when gay MEANT happy. And rainbows were just …. rainbows.

I thought the point of the “B” in LGBT was that you could be both and you didn’t have to decide. That said, I remember when I was a young man that many homosexuals (of both genders) were disdainful of people who classed themselves as bisexual claiming that they couldn’t make a choice. And they weren’t being facetious.

Personally I’ve come to the conclusion that if you think of sexuality as purely binary (i.e. Gay or Straight) then you are missing the point. I feel that most people are somewhere along some sort of scale, and very few people are absolutely, positively at either extreme of the scale.

She’s just bi-ing time.