Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 07, 2010

But if you’re Nessie, it isn’t a waste, because you aren’t human. Now Sasquatch, on the other hand….Maybe he is wasting half his life.

I went to Loch Ness and all I got was this kilt…

It’s nice that MacDougal covers for Nessie when the spouse calls. Where was he when Mel Gibson needed an alibi?

Shouldn’t have Nessie answered “Nay” instead since he being Scottish and all?

You’d drink, too, if you were hounded like Nessie is.

nobody wants to mention the brontosaurus in the room

So that is where she hags out when they are looking for her in the Loch

Jukeofurl - You could have said, “I went to Lock Ness and got kilt!”