Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for July 02, 2016

Transcript:

Yes, Mr. President? Look at this! There are these crazy conspiracy theorists who think every time a plane leaves behind condensation it's the government dropping chemicals! Yeah, and there are also people who think the moon landing was a hoax. What's your point? This is the biggest opportunity in history! Huh? Now we can actually do all that stuff, and nobody will believe it! I want a plane to drop squirrel piss on every county that didn't vote for me. Sir, that's definitely illegal. Execute plan X on target 92. Are you punishing employees via tiny planes of squirrel pee? I dare you to go to the media.