Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 03, 2016

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TNT: Hey! That's the Van Breezy and I saw from her chopper! Didn't we say it had 'serial killer' written all over it? Rip Haywire: Looks like somebody blew out the back wall and drove it into elk canyon. Whoever did this knows starlight well enough to know the railroad and that garage connected. TNT: And here's the manager who supposedly robbed the bank. Maybe he had a fatal allergy to stolen moolah? Rip Haywire: Looks more like he was allergic to bullets! Spur, we found the bank manager. You might say we were "dead" wrong about him. Yes, that was a joke. Listen, meet me at the hospital. Voice: Get my gold back, Sheriff. I was this close to having enough to bathe in, like scrooge McDuck! Nurse, what happened to the smelly patient in this room, Dakota Stone? Woman: He up and vanished, but this was left on his bed. (I stole Spurs loot! I stole your girl too! You might be asking why I lie making you look like a boob! 1) I hate you! 2) You're too stupid to see through my disguises! 3) Square chins ain't cool. Ya know! TNT: Uh-oh! I've only seen that look once, and it did not end will for the goon on the receiving end of it! Spur: Good lawd! I-I think I saw smoke come outta his nostrils! Man: Highwayman, the Sheriff's on to us! He totally found the hideout. How could you let this happen, fool? I had a case of Mountain Dew in there made with real sugar!