I played cribbage with a coworker who insisted on playing the red pegs. After I beat him rather soundly in one particular game, he got surly and demanded to play the green pegs. After playing out our hands at one point, I basically drew to an inside straight and chalked up another 60 points in the meld. As he disgustedly moved my red peg further up the board, I looked at him and said softly, “It’s not that easy bein’ green.” He slammed the deck down in front of me and snarled, “Deal!”
Boise Ed Premium Member over 8 years ago
LOL, Mark!
Emmett Wayne over 8 years ago
I think he means, “It’s not easy STAYING green!”
MissScarlet Premium Member over 8 years ago
Orinoco,Katherine Hepburn had no children.Perhaps you mean Audrey Hepburn.
zeexenon over 8 years ago
I don’t see the humor. I’m red-green colorblind.
neverenoughgold over 8 years ago
What’s green and green and red all over?
Kermit bleeding out…
humorist54 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Is the snake’s drink velcroed to his body?
K M over 8 years ago
I played cribbage with a coworker who insisted on playing the red pegs. After I beat him rather soundly in one particular game, he got surly and demanded to play the green pegs. After playing out our hands at one point, I basically drew to an inside straight and chalked up another 60 points in the meld. As he disgustedly moved my red peg further up the board, I looked at him and said softly, “It’s not that easy bein’ green.” He slammed the deck down in front of me and snarled, “Deal!”