Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for September 26, 2010
Transcript:
Alice: BEHOLD! A truly dazzling sight! What may well be the finest selection of tinket and gumball machines ever assembled in one grocery store! This quarter is my ticket to a world where the mysteries of commerce, desire and sheer random chance collide! I've got my eye on a gaudy purple ring, and I feel lucky! I GOT THE STUPID PLASTIC WHISTLE AGAIN! I ALWAYS GET THE STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, PLASTIC WHISTLE! Mom: ALICE! That's it! No more quarters! Petey: Let's never take her to Las Vegas, okay?
margueritem over 14 years ago
Las Vegas would be very very bad for Alice…
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
I guess that’s why I never went to Las Vegas.
rayannina over 14 years ago
I’ve been there, but didn’t gamble. And Alice might do fine – she could get three plastic whistles in a row and hit the jackpot.
leakysqueaky712 over 14 years ago
Been to Vegas close to 70 times………..And I’m trying to remember if I gambled…………………*Ha* Did I ever!!!!!
Sisyphos over 14 years ago
I opine that Alice is already pre-addicted to gambling. If this isn’t corrected, she may face an unhappy adulthood. Don’t do it, Alice!
lazygrazer over 14 years ago
I know just how Alice feels. I once spent a week’s pay on the quarter slot machines in Vegas and ended up with a stinking plastic whistle too.
Edcole1961 over 14 years ago
I won $300 tonight playing video poker. And that was at the grocery store.
policelimit Premium Member over 14 years ago
I like the very precise sound effects of the gumball machine. Click Turn Drop
randayn over 14 years ago
I once did great in Las Vegas. I arrived in a $20,000 car and left in a $200,000 bus.
Hillbillyman over 14 years ago
When I was a child I had my eyes set on a miniture cigerate lighter…I kept trying always getting the little whistle. Then one day Halleluyah…I got it!
It really worked. Of course I didn’t smoke, I just wanted it to carry around.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
They say gambling is the same as cocaine. I never drove my car into a tree coming home from the track.
Yukoneric over 14 years ago
My dad had to pay $28,000 in taxes one year for all he won. Tried to use his receipts for all his losses as a deduction………… He was old enough that he didn’t pay income tax.
Constantinepaleologos over 14 years ago
This one’s a classic :)
BrianCrook over 14 years ago
No, Lew, but if you had had a slot machine in the car….
By the way, cocaine is less likely to get you to drive into a tree. Booze, on the other hand,…
Very funny, Randayn.
justmeta Premium Member over 14 years ago
But it is truely sweet when you get that special item.
cleokaya over 14 years ago
All I ever get is a spammer.
tr.phipps over 14 years ago
Talked to an old-timer in Carson City, NV who opined that if this country ever needed an enema, he’s pretty sure they would put the tube in in Las Vegas. Best description I’ve ever heard of that city.
comicartfan over 14 years ago
I like her dress.
trekkermint over 14 years ago
took me about 20$ bucks in quarters in one of those sugar loaf stuffed toy machines, but i finally got a mano neko (japanese lucky cat) toy - i collect the happy kitties had two kids watching me the whole time, saying, get the bear, no, the doll - my money my toy
last thing i got out of a machine before that was a moon necklace made out of real hematite
vawser over 14 years ago
Love the watercolors, Richard!
chaosandcake over 14 years ago
Petey sees the horrible possibilities.