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The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 21, 2016
July 20, 2016
July 22, 2016
Transcript:
Gladys: Isn't the garden beautiful? If I could be a flower, I would be a sunflower...
Gladys: Tall, majestic and reaching for the sun! What about you, Brutus?
Brutus: With my luck, I'd probably be a dandelion - short, plain and unwanted!
I’d be a purple wildflower I see in the back country out west a lot, my favorite flower…grows really well at high elevations, not so good in my yard (I’ve tried.)
RWill over 8 years ago
… and squirted with weed killer.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 8 years ago
The sunflower is me and my cousin’s favorite flower. In factit will replace the lion avatars sometime next month.
1MadHat Premium Member over 8 years ago
But, Brutus, you can make dandelion wine.
HonoBear over 8 years ago
Brutus, she asked what flower you’d like to be, not what flower you’d probably be…..
angelfiredragon over 8 years ago
I’d be a purple wildflower I see in the back country out west a lot, my favorite flower…grows really well at high elevations, not so good in my yard (I’ve tried.)
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member over 8 years ago
… and gone to seed.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 8 years ago
Great in a salid!
falcon_370f over 8 years ago
Brutus, dandelions are, “North America’s most successful weed,” according to Marty Stouffer.