The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 21, 2016

For the poor folks in the South, please realize that S’mores are really nothing more than a messy version of Moon Pies: same ingredients, but without the trip to the woods and building a campfire for preparation. Add an RC cola and you’ll be ready for some Ray Stevens easy listening.

Don’t be hating on S’Nores – A great bedtime snack!

Served with warm milk, of course.

Well at least it wasn’t Sneezy.

Today’s was about cooking. Scott was kinda asking for it. We’re the one’s that have to suffer.

Ahh, s’mores. Last time I made one was decades ago. Living in an apartment, I and two friends used a candle to heat them. We were careful. We set the candle on a pie tin. When we were done, we discovered the heat had been enough to melt the rug underneath!!!Had to sneak around, hiring a rug repair person so the landlord wouldn’t find out. He arrived in an unmarked car and explained he got this sort of call from tenants all the time!

I’ve asked him politely to stop several times. And i’ve complemented him when he has provided a link rather than the entire recipe(s). Still he continues, so yeah, troll seems to fit.

Can I give my dog NyQuil during thunderstorms?

He used Dopey’s special Colorado ingredients.